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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: divinechemicals on May 06, 2012, 04:54 am

Title: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: divinechemicals on May 06, 2012, 04:54 am
Hey there Rumor Mill. Remember when you were a forum for reviewing the vendors on this wonderful site, and not just a place for everyone to collectively lose their shit? Remember when people would show up and say what they thought about vendors and their products, instead of troll accounts trying to spread fear for no reason? I would love to go back to those days.

I'm going to repost something I posted in another thread to ease everyone's fears a bit. There's no giant scams here, nothing crazy, we're not compromised. Just a few unfortunate events happening around the same time. Let's look at the timeline:

1) Noriega and Tony76 pulled off a scam coinciding with the 4/20 sale. It wasn't that hard. They just had to convince buyers to finalize early. The moral is don't finalize early and you'll be fine. There's really not much more to it. No conspiracies, no DPR screwing everyone over, just two assholes with the same idea and the buyers that let them get away with it.
2) USDirect's account was apparently hacked, and his bitcoin was taken away. He is now doing his best to help the buyers that got screwed (or so it would seem, but only time will tell). Once again, only the buyers that finalized early are in any sort of trouble. The fact that this happened immediately after the above scams is an unfortunate coincidence.
3) The timing of (1) and (2) has caused the Rumor Mill to completely lose its shit. Troll accounts are showing up left and right, disorder is being caused for no reason, and I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of those accounts were just LE trying to scare people away from the Silk Road because they know they can't touch us. But it's all just paranoia. No one wants to admit that the only problem here is that people continue to finalize early. They're eager to jump into conspiracy theories and blame DPR and the like, because they can't admit that they made a poor decision.

So basically don't finalize early and you'll be fine. No need to worry. The site isn't crashing and burning. If you're worried, take a week off maybe and relax and let things return to normal. Everybody breeeeeeathe.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: simplyanon on May 06, 2012, 05:04 am
I love this thread. It's peaceful. Calm. Kinda chilled. Like when you smoke a bowl of some good shit.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: bwompah on May 06, 2012, 06:11 am
Thanks for this thread, divinechemicals. A healthy dose of tranquility (not to be confused with complacency) is just what we all need right now.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: freddieisdead on May 06, 2012, 06:23 am
Devinechemicals, smoking a bowl is certainly a worthwhile piece of advice for all of us on here. I hope you really did burn one because I'm joining you right now. Taking it easy and reflecting on the good stuff. Thanks man :)
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: flicky42 on May 06, 2012, 06:28 am
OP says it well. Time to light my bowl and call it a night soon.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: cindylove on May 06, 2012, 06:44 am
+1 OP. And ditto on LE joining in the fracas to destabilize SR.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: jewfro on May 06, 2012, 07:07 am
time to finalize early for a QP order of some kush from a totally trusted seller...
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: smokeweed420 on May 06, 2012, 07:17 am
i thought we were smoking a bowl? i just loaded up a fat bong bowl with half og kush, and half white rhino, topped with some morrocan hash from the netherlands and drizzled with a little bit of high quality budder, who wants a hit?  ;D
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: simplyanon on May 06, 2012, 07:40 am
^^That, sounds pretty fucking good, actually.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: cindylove on May 06, 2012, 07:46 am
i thought we were smoking a bowl? i just loaded up a fat bong bowl with half og kush, and half white rhino, topped with some morrocan hash from the netherlands and drizzled with a little bit of high quality budder, who wants a hit?  ;D

:) I have some morrocan as well, gonna roll that up with some Thai and get 'a-blazin'
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: simplyanon on May 06, 2012, 07:56 am
Damn. I just got some Sour D, with a bit of strawberry kush mixed in.

Good combo.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 06, 2012, 07:59 am

So basically don't finalize early and you'll be fine. No need to worry. The site isn't crashing and burning. If you're worried, take a week off maybe and relax and let things return to normal. Everybody breeeeeeathe.
   This is by far the most accurate and insightful summary of recent events on SilkRoad that I have read.

Granted, our primary reason for being here is to score dope...
but it's still worthwhile to know what the score is in general. 

Indeed, that was much needed literary Valium. Thank you.

It's reassuring to know that despite some poly-substance abuse
drug fiends can still speak with intelligence and reason.

Far fucking out man. Far fucking out. Peace. :)

**SILKROAD: Membership STILL has it's Privileges!**
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: cindylove on May 06, 2012, 08:18 am
Damn. I just got some Sour D, with a bit of strawberry kush mixed in.

Good combo.

are you rolling that or bonging it?
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: divinechemicals on May 06, 2012, 06:13 pm
Holy shit I got so high last night, I barely remember posting this thread. Thank god for purple monkey, that shit made everything so clear. Okay I'm out for the day, time to keep smoking all day.

I love weed. Love it with me.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: Tittytwister on May 06, 2012, 06:22 pm
 8) i roll two
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: winterjacket1 on May 06, 2012, 06:38 pm
uugh I wish I had some green, I'll take a hit out of the empty one hitter to console myself. Once my exams are over it's game on!
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: etal on May 06, 2012, 06:46 pm
out of weed and at least a day late, but I'll join you with this glass of champagne. Cheers to level-headed thinking!
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: cacoethes on May 06, 2012, 08:47 pm
Hey there Rumor Mill. Remember when you were a forum for reviewing the vendors on this wonderful site, and not just a place for everyone to collectively lose their shit? Remember when people would show up and say what they thought about vendors and their products, instead of troll accounts trying to spread fear for no reason? I would love to go back to those days.

I'm going to repost something I posted in another thread to ease everyone's fears a bit. There's no giant scams here, nothing crazy, we're not compromised. Just a few unfortunate events happening around the same time. Let's look at the timeline:

1) Noriega and Tony76 pulled off a scam coinciding with the 4/20 sale. It wasn't that hard. They just had to convince buyers to finalize early. The moral is don't finalize early and you'll be fine. There's really not much more to it. No conspiracies, no DPR screwing everyone over, just two assholes with the same idea and the buyers that let them get away with it.
2) USDirect's account was apparently hacked, and his bitcoin was taken away. He is now doing his best to help the buyers that got screwed (or so it would seem, but only time will tell). Once again, only the buyers that finalized early are in any sort of trouble. The fact that this happened immediately after the above scams is an unfortunate coincidence.
3) The timing of (1) and (2) has caused the Rumor Mill to completely lose its shit. Troll accounts are showing up left and right, disorder is being caused for no reason, and I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of those accounts were just LE trying to scare people away from the Silk Road because they know they can't touch us. But it's all just paranoia. No one wants to admit that the only problem here is that people continue to finalize early. They're eager to jump into conspiracy theories and blame DPR and the like, because they can't admit that they made a poor decision.

So basically don't finalize early and you'll be fine. No need to worry. The site isn't crashing and burning. If you're worried, take a week off maybe and relax and let things return to normal. Everybody breeeeeeathe.

Puff, puff, toke...  Sssst!  *coughs*

Right here with you, bro.  Business as usual...
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: Christopher Moltisanti on May 06, 2012, 10:15 pm
Hindu kush in the pipe, bubble hash on top~~
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: toelessJoe on May 07, 2012, 01:46 am
if it's not too late, I'd like to smoke some with you guys.

I've got some KB and great hash.


Cheers!
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: orbitalics on May 07, 2012, 02:14 am
Anybody here have a Helix pipe?
Its amazing!
I've had it for 3 years now and love it, I use it almost every day.
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: kidcozy on May 07, 2012, 02:25 am
Anybody here have a Helix pipe?
Its amazing!
I've had it for 3 years now and love it, I use it almost every day.

I do! Just got off work and bout to bust that bad boy out now! And probably pop some oxy :)
*puff puff*
Good thread!
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: cindylove on May 07, 2012, 11:26 am
out of weed and at least a day late, but I'll join you with this glass of champagne. Cheers to level-headed thinking!

There is no being late. There is always someone, somewhere blazin' a fatty
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: nomad bloodbath on May 07, 2012, 03:22 pm
I'll have a rest and smoke a bowl, this place has become a zoo.
Complete with chimps flinging shit at each other.

:)
nomad bloodbath
Title: Re: Rumor Mill, smoke a bowl with me, chill out
Post by: jewfro on May 07, 2012, 03:45 pm
I'll have a rest and smoke a bowl, this place has become a zoo.
Complete with chimps flinging shit at each other.


you make it sound like this isn't happening already xD